Every year, Christmas trees are getting more and more expensive. It might even be totally understandable now to not have a Christmas tree for the upcoming Christmas. However, that begs the question, what of your Christmas balls? Not having a tree to hang them on will leave you feeling likes something is missing this Christmas. The thing is, you can always replace the tree with Christmas beard ornaments.
That’s right, thanks to hipsters who started the trend in the preceding Christmases, there are now official stores for your beard ornaments. Shops named Beardaments and Beards and Baubles are continuing the trend since we are less than two months away from Christmas. Oh, and there is also the fact that a lot of guys will be having leftover facial hair from trends like “No Shave November” and #Movember.
Beard ornaments are pretty much what you think of them literally– small Christmas balls and trinkets which are attached to the beard. Apparently, the two shops sell them anywhere from $9 to $10 per pack or for the whole bunch of colorful balls to dangle on your whiskers. Now, you can look like Santa Claus on steroids.
Ho ho hold up though, that’s not all, why stop at Christmas balls and baubles? There are also other things you can do with your beard other than those, like strapping Christmas lights on them, and coloring them green, if you’re really that committed to cosplaying as a Christmas tree.
Don’t ask why, ask why not? Because nothing shows your Christmas spirit better than fire hazards on your facial hair.