There may only be two major political parties in the United States, but there are a few minor parties as well as some others most people have never heard of. While there’s a natural spectrum within each party, the media tends to depict them in a certain light. These are the best GIFs that describe America’s political parties.
The Democratic Party
Climate change is real! Science told us so! We only get one planet, so let’s preserve it! Give the LGBT community the right to marry and use any bathroom they want. And for god sake, get those damn immigrant children out of cages! Who does ICE they think they are!?
The Republican Party
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! Where we can shoot our guns in our backyards while wearing the American flag in the most inappropriate fashion and shouting racial slurs at the sky. All in time for our weekly meeting with our friends in the KKK!
The Constitution Party
Go home immigrants! How dare you come to our country, refuse to pay taxes, and drain our government of funding intended for moochers here legally! And don’t even get us started on those satan-run abortion clinics.
The Green Party
We encourage everyone to stop what they’re doing and immediately adopt a green lifestyle. Move into an eco-friendly home off the grid and out in the boonies. Maybe even give tiny living a chance! You don’t need a toilet with plumbing or to take showers every day. Save our planet! Solar powered utilities all the way!
The Libertarian Party
Taxes? No, we don’t want to pay those. In fact, we think the government needs to be smaller. Like, much smaller. They need to mind their business and stay out of lives. If we want to do drugs, we should be able to do that. If we want to go to China, it’s none of the government’s business. We aren’t all Christian, so religious opinions need to be completely removed from the administration. It’s all about freedom, man!
The Independent Parties
We’re different. Special even. We dance to the beat of our own drum. Our political views just don’t align with anyone else’s. They don’t even align with each other! This is why we need our own, separate political party. To ensure we stand out from the crowd. We consider ourselves leaders and innovators. No one wants to be known as a follower, right?
The Conservative Party
We need to make America great again and get back our country’s traditional values. This means getting people of color off of our televisions and out of our magazines. Illegal citizens need to be locked up like animals and shipped back to where they came from. Don’t get us started on abortion. Even considering it should be punishable by death. Abortion is MURDER!
The Liberal Party
RESIST! Throw on your pink pussy hats and get your signs ready for the next march on the capitol! Our government doesn’t have the right to tell us what to do with our bodies. If we want to have sex, we will! If we want to be on birth control, we will! Don’t grab us without our permission, or YOU WILL PAY! We grab back!