We’re still not sure if the Kardashians know that they actually have a long lost internet brother named Kirby Jenner. After all, no one can keep up with them, though Kirby has apparently, based on his Instagram photos with them. Okay well, maybe just digitally, and not in real life, but hey, those photoshop skills are undeniably worthy of the Kardashians’ and Jenners’ attention.
Started a fresh new line of turtlenecks with Mom and Kim called Turtleneck Klub and each turtleneck comes with a gold shield that welcomes you to the Turtleneck Klub! I wanted to give out a free turtle too but apparently they’d all die in shipping or something idk. Also, we only have 2 sizes lol #TurtleKrew
Disclaimer: he is not actually a Jenner nor a Kardashian, he is just good with photoshop. However, Kirby’s latest digital outing with the Kardashians take him on a nice bike ride across the desert with Kendall Jenner in tow. Check out his latest stint with her below.
If you notice it’s in Turkish, we also do not know why, you can ask Kirby if you want, assuming you can keep up with him. A little backstory is in order though, Kirby has been doing this for a long time, he “allegedly” shared a womb with Kendall and definitely catalogs their “not photoshopped” social escapades together via Instagram.
As most of you know, I shattered all my teeth in a tragic Slip-n-Slide accident last winter. It was on the news. Anyway, I’ve been scared of water ever since… but Kendall helped me get over my fear b/c that’s what family is for ? #KTLAmorningNews #YouCanFindItOnline #InhaledSoMuchFreakinWater #Growth #SlipNslide #MyJourney
Kirby even revealed some juicy stuff about Kendall’s past– she does not like the idea of being called fat, even as a fat baby. As for why he is being constantly cut out of Kendall’s official photoshoot images, it’s Kendall’s fashion team leader Mario’s fault, who is angry with Kirby.
Kylie said that if this video gets over 50 million views she’ll let me have my garage sale at her house! ? Items I’m selling: half of a potato cannon, a shattered fish tank, tennis balls, a bunch of Morris The Cat t-shirts, a beach chair that I never figured out how to open, a haunted vase, a crate of Taco Bell hot sauce packets, a couch that smells like olives, Super Soakers, a box filled with horror movies that are too scary for me, Kirby chapstick samples from my lip kit line that never made it to stores, a bunch of old clothes, 1 sneaker, some of my old high school art projects, and a lot of other stuff. HMU!!! #KirbysGarageSale #AlmostGotCrushedAtTheEnd #LOL @kyliejenner
Rest assured, by Kirby, that he is “totally, genuinely, and unconditionally” close with Kendall. He also admitted to building pillow forts with Kanye West sometimes, though we imagine not so much right now. If you want to keep track of Kirby and Kendall’s social apogee, he constantly updates his Instagram account so you can like, keep up.