Dumbest Things To Ever Come Out Of Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ Mouth

Dumbest Things Sarah Huckabee Sanders Said

Press secretary or propaganda distributer? Sarah Huckabee Sanders official title is debatable, but her overall goal is pretty clear. To steer the blame away from Trump on all issues that hurt his image and direct it toward pretty much anyone else by way of producing idiotic lies. While most of what comes out of Sanders’ mouth is quite laughable, some comments certainly stand out from the rest. Here’s a list of the dumbest things Sanders has ever said.

Sanders Lies To A Kid

An adorable child representing his elementary school’s newspaper asked Sanders a question that is likely on the minds of most kids these days. He discussed how the fear of a possible school shooting was affecting the mental health of him and his classmates and asked what the administration planned to do to about it. We all know what the answer is. Nothing. They’ve done nothing and will continue to do nothing because a generous donation from the NRA is more valuable than any child’s life. Sanders lied though and actually had the nerve to tell the kid they were doing everything they could.

“I think that as a kid and certainly as a parent there is nothing that could be more terrifying for a kid to go to school and not feel safe. So I’m sorry that you feel that way. This administration takes it seriously, and the school safety commission that the president convened is meeting this week. Again, an official meeting to discuss the best ways forward and how we can do every single thing within our power to protect kids in our schools and to make kids feel safe and to make their parents feel good about dropping them off.”

Sorry you feel that way!? That’s what you say to someone when you’re not sorry at all and don’t agree with them. Sanders also managed to dig up some crocodile tears so it would appear she was being compassionate, but her words tell a different story.

Sanders’ Way Of Saying “I Don’t Know”

Dumbest Things Sarah Huckabee Sanders Said

In terms of finding a permanent solution for child immigrants, a reporter asked Sanders if that would include permanent residency. Instead of making up something like she usually does, she replied with a childish gaggle of words that would inspire even the kindest soul to punch her in the face.

“Well, if I told you now, it would kind of take away the fun for Monday.”

Ummm, WTF Sarah!? Do these DACA kids not deserve to know what their futures look like in our country?

Sanders Makes Strange Demands At Press Briefing


In the spirit of Thanksgiving, Sanders decided to share what she was most thankful for which included a list of all the basics like friends and family. Several times throughout her speech she informs the reporters that they must also share what they’re thankful for prior to asking their questions. Likely a wave of anxiety swept over the crowd as if it was the first day of school all over again. It’s surprising that she didn’t make them all sit in a circle and list of their top three favorite books and the best word to describe them as well. Talk about a waste of time.

Sanders Blames The Bible For Separating Immigrant Families

Dumbest Things Sarah Huckabee Sanders Said

Immigrant children are being tossed into modern-day concentration camps, and government officials will literally use every card in their deck to rationalize their actions. They’re being torn away from their families and thrown in cages, but it’s okay. They’re only immigrants. They don’t actually have the intelligence to feel emotions or pain, right? According to Sanders, our government is doing things according to the Bible.

“I can say that it is very biblical to enforce the law. That is actually repeated a number of times throughout the Bible.”

Can we not stop referring to this stupid book that was written hundreds of years ago!? What is wrong with humans that we think a single book written so long ago is qualified to dictate our lives? Regardless of what’s written in the Bible, what’s happening to immigrants right now is wrong. It’s inhumane. And it’s disgraceful.

Sanders Thinks Gangs And School Shootings Are Related

A reporter presented Sanders with a number of school shootings that had occurred in just a few weeks and asked her what the president planned to do about it. Instead of giving a relative answer, she diverted the conversation to the fact that crime rates had gone down since Trump came into office. Apparently, Sanders believes that putting away gang members and taking down drug-traffickers count toward preventing these tragedies in schools.

“The President instructed his administration to make the recent crime wave a top priority. Some of the things that they’ve accomplished in that process, and been focused on, is they’ve charged more defendants with violent-crime offenses than in any year in decades, they’ve charged the most federal firearm prosecutions in a decade, and they’ve convicted 1,200 gang members and took down numerous drug-trafficking organizations, all in an attempt to help create safer and better communities, and certainly safer schools.”

Unless MS-13 is now holding initiation for a bunch of white teenage boys, I think she might have gotten this one wrong. Why won’t they just admit that putting more restrictions on purchasing firearms would be the best solution, but they just don’t want to do it?

Sanders Called Sexual Assault Accusations Against Trump Lies

Dumbest Things Sarah Huckabee Sanders Said

At least 15 women have accused Trump of sexual assault, and that doesn’t include the numerous accounts of harassment women have told as well. Even his ex-wife (the first one) described an incident where he allegedly raped her in a memoir. When asked about the whole situation, Trump called it all fake news and accused all of the women of lying. All 15+ of them. A reporter then asked if this was the official White House stance on the situation, that all of the women claiming Trump assaulted them are lying. And she said yes! Her exact response was, “Yeah, we’ve been clear on that from the beginning, and the president has spoken on it.” This is not okay. Women should never be accused of lying when it comes to sexual assault and harassment. Each of their claims should be taken seriously and investigated thoroughly because that’s the law. And according to the Bible, we must follow these laws, right?

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Rose Burke

Freelance writer and art enthusiast, Rose Burke, often writes humorous essays inspired by awkward dating experiences and life’s cruel sense of humor. When she's not doing that, she's typically writing entertainment articles on women's issues, politics, feminism, and other trending topics her readers love. Her work has been published in The Southampton Review, The Conium Review, The Richest, The Independent, CINEMABLEND, and more. Author of the popular feminist blog series "Writings of the Satirical Feminista," Rose is currently focusing on a collection of humorous personal essays while she travels the world.


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