Do you feel like the only person on Facebook without a girlfriend? Is the lack of love life in your social media presence making you feel inadequate when pals post pics of their significant others?
If you’re suffering from Facebook-induced shame about a lack of female company, there’s hope. You don’t even have to go out and meet, seduce and get hooked up with a woman — for the low sum of $39, a Brazilian company will supply you with a Facebook girlfriend, one that doesn’t even need to cuddle after sex.
The Facebook girlfriend will last a mere 7 days, but sometimes that’s all you need. NamoroFake.com.br explains that a fleeting, fake girlfriend can provide significant social benefits for subscribers, saying on their website:
“Sometimes people need to rent a fake girlfriend to make jealous a jealous ex-girlfriend. In truth, we have a lot of clients for that reason. After a breakup, the ex-boyfriends want to show that they are already with another person to feel good. One immediate way to do this is to hire a fake girlfriend to maintain appearances.”
But if you’re short on cash, there’s a fake Facebook girlfriend service for you as well. For just $19, you can have a fake ex-girlfriend for Facebook, in order to suggest to friends on the site you were at least at one time desirable.
Fake Facebook girlfriends will friend you and comment on your posts in what we imagine is a suggestively flirtatious way — but we also guess that jealousy at other girls commenting is not included in the base price.
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