Hey guys, hope you’re all having a good week! Things are going well on this end, thanks for asking. Okay, with all the pleasantries aside, remember when I wrote that article last week about how Trump (and the two other countries involved) pretty much set a terrible chain of events in motion that could very well lead to World War 3?
Well, bad news. Looks like I may have been pretty spot on.
As many of you know, in the wake of those actions as well as other turmoil between us and North Korea that has been slowly simmering to a boil (and the pressing and very disturbing fact that they have 3 Americans they will not “allow” to come back home by the way, for those not FULLY following the story), there is a meeting planned between the Peach Prez and Kim Jong UGH (*high fives self, double word-leader burns for the price of one!) and Trump has ALREADY stated he plans on “walking out” if things are basically not going exactly how he wants them to. Yes, I just told you the leader of our country and a GROWN-ASS-MAN is going to pull what is the equivalent of a seven year old tantrum and walk out of the f*%#*!^g room if he does not get his way (also potentially cementing us NOT getting those three Americans back on this soil anytime soon, which will only trigger Trump even more).
“If we don’t think it’s going to be successful … we won’t have it,” Trump said at a joint press conference with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe Wednesday at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort. “If the meeting when I’m there is not fruitful, I will respectfully leave the meeting.”
And I am gonna give birth to the new Baby Jesus tonight at 11:30 p.m on a YouTube live-stream!
Literally, both are equally likely of happening (as in they both hover around 0% likelihood). The last thing that man knows is respect. This is the same guy who takes to social media to LITERALLY taunt other countries into attacking us. And he is telling us he will RESPECTFULLY leave the meeting? A meeting with an incredibly unstable, emotionally crippled young man with absolute power who has no rational, already hates us, and has full access to nukes? Really, dude?
And no one is planning on stopping that very act that may potentially fuel the fire of what could REALLY, HONESTLY end up being another World War, the likes of which could spell absolute doom for all humanity?
Okay, quick update on last week’s piece:
We are definitely getting nuked. I am pretty sure I just heard the whole country let out a giant FML in unison. It sounded like the last aspects of huanity’s hope floating off into the ether like dust in the wind. I was gonna post that terrible Dust in the Wind song now but I think I found something far more appropriate:
Well, here’s hoping you guys have a great weekend. I suggest you all making the most of it!