The recent Stormy Daniels allegations against Donald Trump have opened a floodgate (get it, storms makes floods? It is quite witty, really) for other woman-folk to step forward, claiming they TOO were Donald Trumped. What this means for those of you who don’t know is, being Trumped is code for:
I had sex with the current president and he made me fill out a form to not tell anyone after.
So if the use of the word Trumped confuses you still, that’s on me. Anyway, Stormy Daniels’ lawyer was on CNN with Anderson Cooper when he broke the revelation that there are, indeed, more (alleged) mistresses waiting in the wings to call Trump out on his sexual misconduct.
“As of tonight, we’ve been approached by six separate women with similar stories to my client,” said Michael Avenatti, Daniels’ lawyer, in an interview on CNN’s “Anderson Cooper 360.” “I want to stress that we have not vetted these stories to a great degree, however the initial consultation, the initial information that we’re receiving indicate that there are some striking similarities between their stories and that of my client, Miss Clifford.”
But honestly, is anyone on EARTH at all surprised by this? This is a man who boasted about grabbing women he did not even KNOW by the cat. What kind of weirdo grabs people’s cats?
Oh, wait, those weren’t cats, that was slang! Ewwww, that is SO much worse than what I was thinking this whole time.