Tired of your home’s current look? Anti-Trump home decor is the latest trend that can accent any piece of furniture you feel is in need of a “Dump Trump” modern activist vibe. Your guests will love to hate your home’s chic new style in all of its elegant glory. This hot anti-Trump decor is flying off the shelves, so get yours now while you can! And don’t forget to add a little something to the best seat in the house. Perhaps a lovely toilet decal to give you and your family something to aim for.
The Trump Countdown Clock
Counting down the days until a large Dorito-colored child isn’t running our country? Well, you aren’t alone! This countdown clock to Trump’s last day in office will help you keep track of how many more sleepless nights you have left before an adult is back in charge. Either that or it will make these next few years go by painfully slow as you stare at the clock in anticipation. Whether you want to stick this on your desk in your home office or plant it right in the center of your dining room table, your guests won’t be able to help but have a bit of a chuckle.
The Anti-Trump Throw Blanket
Imagine your annoyingly conservative mother’s face the moment she unfolds this throw blanket one chilly evening after a few glasses of wine at your house. It might just stir up enough trouble for her to think twice about dropping by every weekend to raid your wine cellar and nag you about when you’ll be giving her grandchildren. Or, at the very least, she’ll finally understand that your liberal political views aren’t a phase. Not only does this throw blanket look incredibly soft, but it will add a nice touch to your budding anti-Trump home decor. Keep it classy by tossing it over the arm of a couch in your living room, or go bold by laying it across your bed in your room. You can’t go wrong with either one.
The Dump-On-Trump Toilet Decal
When transforming your home with the latest anti-Trump decor, don’t forget about the most important room in the house. The bathroom makes a great place to add a few personal touches, as your guests will have plenty of time to take it all in while they pop a squat. The Dump-On-Trump toilet decal will not only give you and your friends something to aim for when taking care of business, but no one will be confused on your feelings toward POTUS once they’ve taken a go at your john. The varieties of the anti-Trump toilet decal are endless, but the open-mouthed and puckered-lipped decals tend to sell out rather quickly.
The Impeachment Scented Candle
What better to partner your Dump-On-Trump toilet decal with than this Impeachment Scented Candle. Not only does it keep your bathroom smelling like optimism, but it also provides toilet users with enough reading material to keep them busy while they’re making a deposit. A spinner on the candle’s lid provides suggestions of the steps you can take that will lead to Trump’s impeachment such as registering to vote and making the right phone calls. Even the fire hazard will keep you entertained, as it warns not to leave the candle unattended because Trump’s impeachment will be far better if you still have a house. And the scent? While you might think this candle would smell like a cross between a freshly printed document and sheer victory, the company who makes these actually used wordplay to develop the scent. Adding the Impeachment Scented Candle to your anti-Trump decor will give your home a delightful minty peach scent!
The Dump-A-Trump Pen Holder
If your home office is in need of some personality, this Dump-A-Trump pen holder just might do the trick. While it might be a useless gag gift, as no one truly needs a holder for a single pen or pencil, jamming something in its little hole on a regular basis will entertain you for hours. Your friends won’t be able to help themselves and will be in a fit of giggles from the moment it catches their eye. Don’t limit your new toy to holding just pens, however. Feel free to shove a pair of scissors up there, knitting needles, or even your finished cigarette. Unfortunately, however, POTUS won’t feel a thing.
The Trump Voodoo Doll
If you’re looking for a small addition to your anti-Trump decor, this voodoo doll just might do the trick. Stick him on a bookshelf among female and immigrant writers. Stick him in a display cabinet among the dolls of other great leaders, such as Hitler and Stalin. Stick him on a shelf in your entertainment system between movies like Not My President and Make America Gay Again. Or just stick him. Period. He might not be able to feel your harsh pokes but it will be the perfect outlet for your political frustrations. Plus, it looks nothing like Trump and is actually kind of cute.
The I’m Not With Stupid Shower Curtain
If you can stand looking at this goofy version of Trump’s face every time you’re in the bathroom, then the I’m Not With Stupid shower curtain will definitely spark some interesting conversation when guests come by. This shower curtain will bring your anti-Trump decor full circle, and your friends will just love using your bathroom. It’ll likely become the center of attention at parties, making appearances on Instagram pages and Snapchat stories. The best part is, if your conservative mother is coming over and you don’t feel like listening to her opinion on your new decor, you can just leave the shower curtain open!
The Anti-Trump Wall Art
Even if you have absolutely no concept of decorating you can still purchase some anti-Trump wall art and turn a house into a home. With the current resistance movement, there’s a tremendous amount of art being produced that could appeal to practically anyone. Well, anyone other than those who were foolish enough to vote for our current president. Your friends will love it and your parents will hate it. It’s a win-win!
The Anti-Trump Throw Pillow
Show off your true feelings toward POTUS with one of your favorite anti-Trump throw pillows. With so many design options you’ll be able to find the right pillows to accent the color scheme, style, or personality of any living room. Your active resistance can be obvious from the moment people walk through your front door through the use of bold anti-Trump decor or so minimal that it’s almost hidden. The choice is yours!
Author: Rose Burke
Freelance writer and art enthusiast, Rose Burke, often writes humorous essays inspired by awkward dating experiences and life’s cruel sense of humor. When she’s not doing that, she’s typically writing entertainment articles on women’s issues, politics, feminism, and other trending topics her readers love.
Her work has been published in The Southampton Review, The Conium Review, The Richest, The Independent, CINEMABLEND, and more. Author of the popular feminist blog series “Writings of the Satirical Feminista”, Rose is currently focusing on a collection of humorous personal essays while she travels the world.