WARNING: Adorably coarse language ahead.
I am gonna be honest with you, this is my new favorite kid of all time. Some of us hear a word once and immediately know it is our favorite thing, and this kid is one such example. But being a former Marine turned new Dad I can see where the habit would be hard to f*cking stop. See, even I do it for no reason.
It is not nearly as funny as this, though:
As a former U.S. Marine, now a father, there is perhaps one word I should try to cut out of my vernacular around my soon to be 2-year-old. ? pic.twitter.com/HSQZN7bHVn
— James LaPorta (@JimLaPorta) September 27, 2017
The only real fallout is how to get home and explain the kid’s new favorite word to the significant other (who probably will not be as amused by it as me).
See parents, they are listening, even if they are little kids.