Guess what season it is? It’s the season when even your shoes come Pumpkin Spice scented. It’s the season when your toilet paper suddenly makes you bum smell like pumpkin spice. Tis the season where pumpkin spice flavoring is dropped into EVERYTHING to appease all the ugg-wearing “Jessica’s” of the world.
But let me tell you, this pumpkin spice thing goes a lot deeper than any of you know.
Proof, you ask?
Here you go:
Pumpkin Spice Latte’s for DOGS
The FOR DOGS part is the killer here. So wait, I make like six bucks a week, my dog is supposed to live BETTER than me?
Not cool (or the least bit rational).
Pumpkin Spice Deodorant
This is something you buy your partner when you want their very existence to drive you wild with insatiable pumpkin spice hunger.
Pumpkin Spice Butter
Tried it, so good on some toast or melted onto some pumpkin bread, won’t even lie.
The BK Pumpkin
This Japan-only beast is essentially a Whopper with slices of fried pumpkin layered on the actual sandwich.
Um, I’ll pass.
Pumpkin Spice Lasagne
That pic is about as appealing as baby vomit, but click the link above and have your mind blown.
Pumpkin Spice Vodka
Hahahaha, this one is just sad. I wanna drink my Pumpkin Spice Vodka until I forget about my horrid home life.
Oh man, priceless.
Pumpkin Spice Bagels (and Pumpkin Spice Cream Cheese)
Actually, this one sounds pretty damn tasty!
And there you have it. All we need now is pumpkin spice tampons so women can keep that pumpkin spice adoration going ALL YEAR ‘ROUND!