There are very few things we are allowed to mock on society anymore, but fat shaming is still super cool, apparently. Which is kind of weird, because I am out of shape, so writing this makes me feel kind of whorish. It would be like a cop writing an article about people talking shit about cops. And PLEASE don’t tell me the people involved here are talking about themselves, as oddly, none of them are actually fat.
Alas, such is the life of a freelance writer. Now let’s get to this funny fat-shaming so I can buy food to keep me fat and keep this cycle unending.
Yay Social Media!
— Helen 🌼🌷🌼 (@helenmaryme) July 31, 2017
— #PlaySlots4RealMoney (@every1bets) July 31, 2017
— Kurt Michaels (@DatOtherMichael) July 31, 2017
Your fat pants… are now just your pants. #SignsYoureOutOfShape
— Geoff Clark (@geoffreyclark37) July 31, 2017
— Michael (@quickbear) July 31, 2017
Breathing makes me winded. pic.twitter.com/S7h0nyMsnN
— ThePublicGadfly (@ThePublicGadfly) July 31, 2017
Fine, that one IS pretty funny!