Majority of you now the awkwardness, disgust, and horror an unsolicited dick pic can bring. (and if you have experienced one, I’m so very sorry.) Why do they even send these things?
That same question was plastered all over “Samantha Mawdsley” when she received an unsolicited dick pic, tailed with a trite compliment that just made the whole situation wierder. It all started when she left a review for The Good Food Place. She posted the whole encounter on Facebook, but since it’s only open to a particular audience, we managed to get screencaps of the whole thing.)
First, a quick descrip from Samantha:
“Last night I received a comment on a review I left for a lovely little restaurant. When I checked my messages, *BOOM* Unsolicited dick pic!
I’ve read about these mystical happenings but since I’ve been in a loving, pre-Tinder, three-year relationship, I never thought I’d witness the horror first hand.
My initial thought was to ignore it, as we females are taught from such a young age. But…. Nah! I decided to mess with him and call him out on all his ridiculous behaviours and double standards. To my delight, he was suckered into the debate! My favourite bit is “I just want to puke! Please stop!”
So first, the crime scene. Thank goodness for censorship stickers.
“You have pretty eyes”?! Really?!
So our heroine fired back.
It was 2am and I’d been drinking (Euros were on! This girl likes football!) so excuse some typos and autocorrects. And genuine apologies for all the pics of penis – I censored them because NOBODY likes an unsolicited d*ck pic!
But do enjoy our little conversation!
PS: I told The Good Food Place, and they were quick to act and get him off their page! As I said, lovely restaurant – highly recommended if you visit Manchester, England!”
So what does she do? She Googles pictures of bigger members and sends them all back to James.
And that’s hen James drops the B-bomb, and dug his own grave a touch deeper.
And he starts calling her rude.
Someone can’t take his own medicine.
Here. Have some more.
Oh, we can go for as long as we need to. Don’t hold your breath.
James cried “stop”, and that’s when Samantha dropped her own bombs.
Oh look, freebies!
OHOHOHOHO. And now he wants to keep it quiet?!
Samantha dropping truths along with more dick pics.
And this is where hundreds of unsolicited dick pic users get so, so stupidly wrong.
And he should have thought twice before he called her a “beeyotch”.
Bye, James. Maybe you’ll think twice about sending another unsolicited dick pic next time.