#EndOfTheWorldConfessions: Twitter Is My Priest As The World Dies

As expected, Twitter is obsessed with the Mayan Apocalypse right now.

Though several Mayan-related terms are currently trending, the most interesting tweets are tagged #EndOfTheWorldConfessions, on this, the eve of the end of days.

The only sad thing about #EndOfTheWorldConfessions is that it half of the tweets you end up scrolling through are shameless copypasta. Like Mayan Apocalypse conspiracy hippies, we too are seeing several strange patterns emerging:

The easy prank show reference:

The Mean Girls reference:

And of course, garden-variety superiority complexes:

But there have also been some hilarious #EndOfTheWorldConfessions tweets. Congratulations, following tweeps. You’re doing it right:

Hilarious! Oh and here’s one from me, for good measure:

How long has it been since your last #EndOfTheWorldConfessions?

Dusten Carlson
Dusten has written for web and print and currently spends his time working on his upcoming graphic novel. He is also almost 30 and still has all of his hair.


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