As expected, Twitter is obsessed with the Mayan Apocalypse right now.
Though several Mayan-related terms are currently trending, the most interesting tweets are tagged #EndOfTheWorldConfessions, on this, the eve of the end of days.
The only sad thing about #EndOfTheWorldConfessions is that it half of the tweets you end up scrolling through are shameless copypasta. Like Mayan Apocalypse conspiracy hippies, we too are seeing several strange patterns emerging:
The easy prank show reference:
#endoftheworldconfessions im an actor hes an actor we are all actors and youre on MTVs disaster day
— logan. (@fvcklogan) December 21, 2012
The Mean Girls reference:
And of course, garden-variety superiority complexes:
But there have also been some hilarious #EndOfTheWorldConfessions tweets. Congratulations, following tweeps. You’re doing it right:
#endoftheworldconfessions when I was a kid, I used to believe that when you put bills into a vending machine, it shredded them.
— J.D. (@iownjd) December 21, 2012
#EndOfTheWorldConfessions i wasn’t even gonna come this year cba
— Banta Claus (@Santa_Bantaa) December 20, 2012
Hilarious! Oh and here’s one from me, for good measure:
#EndOfTheWorldConfessions I haven’t paid taxes yet. Just in case.
— Dusten Carlson (@DustenIQ) December 21, 2012
How long has it been since your last #EndOfTheWorldConfessions?