A One-Two Punch with Some Tumblr Laughs


You think you’re so tough? you think you’re too tough for some silly Tumblr jokes?! How dare you! You came to the wrong neighborhood, you mothertucker. Now sit down and take all of these jokes. Take it, take all of it!

We got more where this came from, come back next week.

For starters: I never did trust his greasy hair, either.

https://whoopsrobots.tumblr.com/post/142244943921/its-been-literal-years-and-im-still-not-over

#staywoke.

https://thedailylaughs.tumblr.com/post/137240151823/higgzorz-ssj8goku-im-gonna-watch-this

Oooh, thou just dins’t doeth that.

https://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/142858762106/tardis-mind-palace-kaliforhnia-tell-him

And you get a quick sugary pick-me-up for later when no one’s looking.

https://flapperwitch.tumblr.com/post/117701323962/faunagrey-kxsxy-pros-of-wearing-all-black

You clever little kitten, you.

https://just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/143082915674/im-a-bit-surprised-that-i-have-never-met-a-person

We’ve all been there.

https://jakepassas.com/post/143065997599/sideraclara-do-u-ever-feel-like-ur-pulling-an

Aaah, yes, instant mystery. Perfection.

https://www.best-text-posts.com/post/143087749685/doujinshi-covers-mouth-and-nose-in-selfie-ah

Let’s file this under “How To Cat: Master Class”.

https://staysaltea.tumblr.com/post/142861288022/lazypacific-my-specialty-the-accidental

Let’s all swear to never ever leave, ever.

https://www.best-text-posts.com/post/142856644332/helspawn-beds-are-so-warm-and-soft-when-the

Give that bird some proper shoes, you monster!

https://muji-milk.tumblr.com/post/140471106752/zsnes-roses-are-red-to-you-i-talk-sweet

When a Vine and Tumblr meme god screams for help.

https://shiunins.tumblr.com/post/135126800226/welcometolamingtons-mannixxbella-let-us-all

Oh Houston! How could we have done this?! You are a precious cinnamon, too good for this world. *ugly-cries while squishing Houston to chest*

https://mattfraction.com/post/133931517524/official-houston-nasa-cathxrtic-does-anyone

When somebody manages to get two ideas out at the same time with the exact same sentence, dear friends, you just know you’ve stumbled onto pure genius.

https://setheverman.tumblr.com/post/138356463186/the-vaudevillain-generally-you-know

This is true, though. (But please, don’t try to choke yourselves with the candy just to find out.)

https://ballpointpun.tumblr.com/post/80272190371/fuckyeahitsalltimelow-i-just-found-out-that-the

Are you kidding?! Everyone loves Winky Peanut!

https://bigdoge69.tumblr.com/post/141523251322/darksprawn-i-know-dwayne-the-rock-johnson

Move over, John. *settles down beside him with a huge bucket of popcorn and a tall Slurpee.* What? This is Tumblr, yo.

https://disgustednoise.co.vu/post/141318727104/me-i-hate-drama-drama-happens-me

*Gets up*
*Lifts sock*
*tosses sock into laundry bin*
Yyyeah, that’s enough cleaning for today.

https://brbjellyfishing.tumblr.com/post/68508778483/do-you-ever-get-the-urge-to-clean-your-entire-room

Think of all the cookies and the boiled brussel sprouts you can eat. Yum.

https://thedailylaughs.tumblr.com/post/129651307418/phonesignal-snorlaxatives-i-love-girls-with

 

Featured image courtesy of Gratisography
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Jonette

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