You think you’re so tough? you think you’re too tough for some silly Tumblr jokes?! How dare you! You came to the wrong neighborhood, you mothertucker. Now sit down and take all of these jokes. Take it, take all of it!
We got more where this came from, come back next week.
For starters: I never did trust his greasy hair, either.
Oooh, thou just dins’t doeth that.
And you get a quick sugary pick-me-up for later when no one’s looking.
You clever little kitten, you.
We’ve all been there.
Aaah, yes, instant mystery. Perfection.
Let’s file this under “How To Cat: Master Class”.
Let’s all swear to never ever leave, ever.
Give that bird some proper shoes, you monster!
When a Vine and Tumblr meme god screams for help.
Oh Houston! How could we have done this?! You are a precious cinnamon, too good for this world. *ugly-cries while squishing Houston to chest*
When somebody manages to get two ideas out at the same time with the exact same sentence, dear friends, you just know you’ve stumbled onto pure genius.
This is true, though. (But please, don’t try to choke yourselves with the candy just to find out.)
Are you kidding?! Everyone loves Winky Peanut!
Move over, John. *settles down beside him with a huge bucket of popcorn and a tall Slurpee.* What? This is Tumblr, yo.
*tosses sock into laundry bin*
Yyyeah, that’s enough cleaning for today.
Think of all the cookies and the boiled brussel sprouts you can eat. Yum.