Here Are A Few Cafe Chalkboards That Won Everything

Cafe chalkboards are the best way to get people in, and when they make the customers chuckle, they always win.

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In my experience as a coffeeshop barista I’ve found that the people who work at cafes are usually some of the most witty individuals on the planet. That’s probably because we all seem to have useless degrees like philosophy, English, or art history.

Life has deemed us pointless and so we’ve deemed life pointless as well. With a limited number of outlets for our wittiness, some of us take out our passion for undiscovered humor on the blackboards that sit outside. I can’t tell you how many great ideas I’ve dreamed up for the sign outside our Starbucks. Here are a few of the best that the internet has to offer.

There are no cafes without hipsters.

Star Wars seems to be a common theme. We don’t really have a good explanation for that except probably, the obvious one, quite simply a lot of us are nerds.é-in-my-town-wishing

…and so may yours! #cafeblackboards #thecounterpetersham

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This is putting it bluntly.

This one is “Back To The Future”, get it?!

#cafechalkboards @onegirlcookies it’s so cold, no wonder!

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Featured Image: [Flickr/Gareth Williams]

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Alex lives on the eastern coast of the United States. He's a surfer and blogger, you can catch up with him on Twitter.


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