Hey ho, it’s Friday! Time to kick off your weekend shoes, order some pizza, and settle into your favorite couch and get your wi-fi on. What? You thought we’d go on a Friday night-out? Are you kidding?! We have Tumblr!
Aaaaah, yes. Summer. Thighs, meet Chair. Now Kiss. Hard.
“Confound it! They’ve blown our cover! Abandon ship! Quick, everyone, run for the hills!”
Hey, brah. It’s Friday; why you gotta be so mean?
Like you wouldn’t believe. Cute AF.
Because #inkgoals, man. #Inkgoals.
“Omygod look at that utterly gorgeous couch! I must have it in my life!”
*looks are price tag*
Adult responsibilities are a delight. the whooshing sound they make as they zip past is particularly charming.
Oh, you polyglots out there. You make my kokoro go doki-doki, atashi are my ichiban. Let me daisuki you all over. Hard.
Don’t you just love it when windows just thinks of the perfect solutions when you’re stuck in a rut? So efficient. 10/10. It moves me to tears.
Butter, please! Why do you have to do this every single time? It’s just breakfast, for crying out loud. what has that perfectly innocent slice of bread ever done to you?!
Because a grown magical man’s fascination with all things muggle is a wonder to behold. You know wht will make him love you forever? Take him to a crayon factory. That should do it.
Because just like your wedding, your nails, and your heat level of your favorite beverage, it’ just got to be perfect. PERFECT.