Twitter Bids Adieu To Ted Cruz, Hilarity Ensues


Ted Cruz

It’s official: Ted Cruz has dropped out of the presidential race.

Following a landslide loss to Donald Trump in Indiana, Ted Cruz has taken a final bow, leaving the multi-millionaire business mogul to nab th GOP nomination. “We left it all on the field in Indiana,” said Cruz. “We gave it everything we’ve got but the voters chose another path. So with a heavy heart but with boundless optimism for the long-term future of our nation, we are suspending our campaign.”

No one really likes Ted Cruz. The internet is even sincerely wishing he were the Zodiac Killer — prompting some jokers to say the real Zodiac Killer was so offended, he did not want to be linked in any way to Ted Cruz.

Twitter users, quite naturally, celebrated this with their own brand of humor.

Something got caught in your throat, Ted?

Someone leaked his official speech! Quick, someone decode thi– … uh-oh.

It doesn’t help that Ted Cruz elbowed his wife Heidi in the face after his announcement. Oh, Heidi, the things you do for love.

And then, of course, Carly Fiorina had to have a special mention in all this, since Ted brought her on board.

Aaaah, yes, Karma can indeed be a b*tch.

This is where the US realizes: we are all Sansa now.

Remember how his daughters openly disliked him too, giving him sass and avoiding his kisses? Guess they can breathe a sigh of relief.

Hey, Ted Cruz. Remember that time when you said you’d force women to carry their rapist’s babies to full-term? I don’t know, maybe we should be doing the same to you, no?

Well, at least the guy’s consistent.

 

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Jonette

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