So recently, Rob Kardashian announced that he and Blac Chyna are now officially engaged, are even setting the wedding on a fast-track preparation. The wedding is slated to be on live television, and is worth millions of dollars. Amber Rose herself congratulated the happy couple on Twitter.
Congratulations to my Family @blacchyna and @robkardashian!!! ???????? pic.twitter.com/SnaEVwL94N
— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) April 5, 2016
Boy, are the Kardashians – and in particular, Kylie — livid, livid, livid. It’s got Kylie fuming, and Kim crying a river.
Had to post this snap my sis sent me. LOL she’s got jokes! #KimsCryFace
A video posted by ROBERT KARDASHIAN (@robkardashian) on
so, if you’ve been hiding under a rock about the Kardashians (as I have), here’s the lowdown on why this bit of news has sparked so much internet drama.
Once upon a distant moon, Blac Chyna used to go by the stage name “Cream”. she worked at the club as a stripper. Can’t fault a girl for working hard for the for the money. She later on took on Urban Modelling, appreaing in Kanye West’s and Tyga’s videos. (see where this is going?) Her name was soon getting dropped by the likes of Drake in his songs, and her star began to rise. Chyna dated Tyga from 2011 to 2014, and had a son together, King.
Chyna and Kim Kardashains became besties, bonding over the time-honored tradition of taking butt selfies together.
A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on
It also helped that Tyga was tight with Kanye West, Kim’s boo. However, when Tyga broke up with Chyna and began dating Kim’s youngest sister, Kylie, that Kim was no longer on a best-friend basis with Chyna.
Fast forward to 2014. Blac Chyna picked herself up, dusted herself off (or at least, I like to think that’s what happened), and started her own line of cosmetics and false eyelashes.
And soon, Rob Kardashian began dating Chyna. Which is kind of awkward and confusing, when you think about it, because Chyna’s baby daddy/ex is now dating her main squeeze’s younger sister. So, does this make them in-laws? Sisters? Where does poor little King fit into this crazy mix?
It seems the Klan have bigger things on their mind beyond familial labels, because no matter how you look at it, this whole shebang just doesn’t sit well with them.
Never go against THE Family. I love Yeezy’s studio speeches!!
A photo posted by Khloé (@khloekardashian) on
But Rob and Blac Chyna, they don’t care, they’re happy and laughing all their cares away, as this video suggests.
Blac Chyna makes it a point to take good care of Rob, cooking healthy meals for him…
… and making sure he’s working out.
The internet is getting all up on their business.
Kylie took Blac Chyna’s man so Blac Chyna really took her brother ???
— Moe Alayan (@MoeAlayan) April 5, 2016
the Twitterverse is feeling the Kardashian hurt.
Rob about to make Blac Chyna a Kardashian… pic.twitter.com/tjI4fU1Ykr
— Owen Harding (@Owen_Harding) April 5, 2016
Let’s not even talk about Kylie.
When Kylie Jenner finds out that Blac Chyna is gonna become a Kardashian pic.twitter.com/8StrZhUoeT
— QUIZ (@quizclothing) April 5, 2016
Some people also felt just as Konfused.
So if Rob & Blac Chyna have a child that child will be Tyga’s child’s half brother or sister & cousin ?
— I HATE VA (@I_HATE_VA) April 5, 2016
We just might get some real Oedipal issues up here.
when Rob & Blac Chyna get married, Tyga will be the uncle of his own son & if Tyga marries Kylie, she’ll be the aunt of her stepson… yikes
— chance mckey (@iamChanceMcKey) April 5, 2016
Blac Chyna getting engaged to Rob Kardashian shows how crazy life with that family is. Tyga gonna be an uncle to his own kid.
— Ramon Bailey (@MrXecutive) April 5, 2016
Other people are living for the drama.
Dear God, thank you for making Blac Chyna an official Kardashian and for creating the most savage event in contemporary history. Amen.
— Tonicia R. W. (@ToniciaRebecca) April 5, 2016
it’s 2016 why are we still studying Romeo & Juliet when we could be studying Rob Kardashian & Blac Chyna
— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@ISTHlSlT) April 5, 2016
Everyone knows who really won this savage round.
“Steal my man,then imma steal your brother.”
Blac chyna has won the game. pic.twitter.com/AqKN5bjL61
— ️️ (@Interjai) April 5, 2016
I aspire to be as savage as Blac Chyna. Her savage is on apocalyptic.
— AZEALIABANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) April 5, 2016
Blac Chyna is not even officially a Kardashian yet but she is already my favorite Kardashian.
— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ (@chuuzzy) April 5, 2016
It’s confirmed. By Science.
So the Kardashian line can only continue through blac chyna. Wow
— Poe Man (@TinyAlonge) April 5, 2016
After the wedding, what kind of home scenario will there be? Is there a chance Rob and Blac Chyna be invited to any family brunches or dinners? Wil they let the new Mrs. Kardashian bring over her BFF, Amber Rose? let us recall that Amber Rose is Kanye ex. After an unseemly breakup, she wasn’t afraid of letting the world know how Kanye liked it:
Awww @kanyewest are u mad I’m not around to play in ur asshole anymore? #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch☝
— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) January 27, 2016
Time — and the insanity — will only tell, but it’s 100% positive that whatever ruckus this new family will kick up, it’s going to be done in 50-karat gold and encrusted in diamonds. Hey, a little opulence always goes well with all the drama-rama. For more info on other celebrity homes, see Property Rescue’s homes of the rich and famous.