Whatever gender you are, makeup shopping can be a pretty complicated endeavor on its own. Thrust anyone into a shop like Sephora, and watch them get overcome with the sight of lipsticks, blushes, eye shadows and more as far as the eye can see. It can be all a little too much to take in right away.
So when Imgur user Blufiz went to his local makeup bar on a mission from his girlfriend, armed with only his shopping list, his mobile phone, and his wits you know this is going to be an adventure.
Light bright. remember this word; this is going to show up quite often.
This is one quest our intrepid hero will brave all by himself.
Ah yes, those helpful, helpful descriptive makeup names.
Hey, that sounds like a sensible way to organize products.
When this guy shows up, you just know.
There’s that Light Bright again. And what just happened to that tube of lipstick?!
Eww, and good job Bluefiz for eliminating the evidence. (Though we’re not sure how we feel about using the term “waffle stomp” for anything we put on our mouths…? But NVM.)
We see what you did therrrrrrre. Lelz, because being immature in a makeup store is hilarious.
Yes! The heartbreak-inducing baby dinosaur has spoken! And uh-oh.
Why would they even make applicators like this?! Is this some sort of special precision gloss? We can’t even.
And you even get +50 Luck when you roll for initiative! Oh yeah, and yay, the quest is almost over!
Well, it’s true some falsies come with their own teeny-tiny tube of eyelash glue so you can sick ’em fake allure hairs onto your lids. Taking them off isn’t really such a horror show; the falsies peel off like a strip without hurting your skin. Just soak them in some warm water to help the glue soften and come off easily. (But we bet you already knew that.)
OMG SO MUCH GLUE.
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