Get Your Monday Chill with These Jokes From Tumblr


Monday

If Monday’s giving you the blues, Not to worry. we’re here with a whole new haul of Tumblr fun for you, heat yourself a nice big slice (or two) of pizza, sit back, and let the lolz commence.

That moment when the King of Hell can’t even handle your soul anymore.

https://idkhumor.tumblr.com/post/135651166375/bahookies-officialsalsa-satan-hey-i-bought

“Yes, brethren! Saddle the moose! At dawn, we ride into glorious battle!”, said no Canadian ever. But you gotta admit, that would be pretty cool… right, Justin Trudeau?)

https://terranovaxbtr.tumblr.com/post/59930245223/heliotrooper-whatsacanada-does-canada-have

I am from the Internet, and I can confirm that this is scientifically true.

https://thedailylaughs.tumblr.com/post/134906412218/mrcraabs-eat-spicy-food-while-pregnant-your

You were saying?

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https://bewbin.com/post/87397693916/thefinestlad-bewbin-i-just-slept-for-15

It just keeps getting worse!

https://heart.tumblr.com/post/136937506061/auburn-autumn-skies-firelorcl

Rude.

https://owlmylove.tumblr.com/post/137151374566/kinkshamer69-who-died-and-made-you-batman

Ah, it’s a-perfect! It’s a-me, Dr. Mario!

https://thetimeisneveright.tumblr.com/post/46723975787/nintendofunclub-imthelionking

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to OPEN US A BIG CAN O’ [email protected]!

https://thejonymyster.tumblr.com/post/128594553654/me-wearing-a-ring-guy-are-you-engaged-me

*badum-tish* Oh, you didn’t get it? Uh… here’s a map.

https://setheverman.tumblr.com/post/137428948739/arrives-at-fifth-most-populous-city-in-france

The survey people had to slowly inch away from the blood-soaked doorway as the dentist continued his ominous chanting fitting a clay doll with the teeth of his last patient. We really wouldn’t recommend you get your root canal from this guy.

https://leesamfish.tumblr.com/post/63757192067/skeletonhaver-nine-out-of-ten-dentists

But he’s still the terror of Hell’s Kitchenette. Promise.

https://heart.tumblr.com/post/138662609964/animedads-they-call-me-7-knives-because

Where’s your street cred, son? We have a reputation to uphold!

https://thebootydiaries.tumblr.com/post/140250593782/partybarackisinthehousetonight-son-thats-it

Well, you’re not… wrong.

https://phanhowl.tumblr.com/post/73268583313/netlfix-netlfix-whats-et-short-for

Now coming to a VHS and Betamax rental near you.

https://the-pietriarchy.tumblr.com/post/126353491092/youve-heard-of-harrison-ford-get-ready-for

OMG, send this guy to the Olympics! Very might! Such strong!

https://www.best-text-posts.com/post/140661673211/fartgallery-im-very-strong-just-like-an-ant

Aha, ahahahahaha, omg save me from all this trajectory, I’m crying Ive fallen and I can’t get up

https://thecommonchick.com/post/133413290448/use-y-mx-b-to-calculate-the-slope-of-how-down-hill

Like rays of warm sunshine in a dewy meadow. It’s so… beautiful *wipes tear*

https://jakepassas.com/post/140912498274/josephasfoury-obama-care-obama-gently-kiss-your

 

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