Girl Creates Snapchat Boyfriend From Thin Air


We’ve heard of invisi-boyfriends before, and there hve been more fictional Snapchat boyfies than we can count, but this one takes the cake.

On a photo app like Snapchat, everything — yes, even love — will have a lifespan of ten seconds at most. With that said, this woman knew how to make the most of her Valentines’ Day — with a skinny, flourescent stick figure she’s assigned to be the love of her life for a day.

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He might not be 100% eye candy, but he’s certainly sensitive and thoughtful. He cooks her breakfast (for as much as sticks for arms and hands can cook, we suppose):

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And then takes her on a super-secret date he’s planned for the day:

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Two vanilla bean lattes and oversized cookies, please.

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This boyfriend is pretty limber for a stick figure, as it seems he’s always a few steps ahead of his lady love:

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… Um, maybe they’re not so much steps as they are meters.

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Why is he sprinting? Is he just that thrilled to get home? … Is he actually running away?!

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Oh, the horror!

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Our Snapchat narrator is in the grip of panic as she rushes her stick-figure love to the ER. Will he make it?

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She just can’t keep going on like this.

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*Cue Adele’s “Hello” against the B&W images*

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“Hello from the other sii-iiiiiide… At least I can say that I’ve triiiiiiiiiiied….”

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Our Snapchat narrator turns to Queen Bey to console herself.

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… maybe a little bit too much.

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And then someone decided she hadn’t grieved enough.

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Seems like it’s a case of Hello…

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… and Goodbye.

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“Hello from the other siiiiide… At least I can say that I’ve triiiiiiiied… ”

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Apparently, souls can now go get a drink when they’re miffed.

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… And getting hella crunk.

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And then getting metaphysically smashed all over again. Seems some people never learn.

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Jonette

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