Of all the horrible, debilitating accidents which befall man (and I do mean man, exclusively), the loss of one’s genitalia is surely the most feared. The slightest mention of a damaged or severed member is enough to make every male in the room wince and cover their own manhood. Sadly, such tragedies do occur—but thankfully technology can now improve such a sad state of penile absentia.
Mohammed Abad, a Scottish man who lost his penis in a childhood accident, has just recovered from the UK’s first operation to install a bionic penis. Now, he’s ready to lose his virginity; and he’s doing it with a bit of kink. Abad has decided to give his man-flower to Charlotte Rose, a London-area sex worker, sex therapist, dominatrix, and all-around professional of all things orgasmic. You may recognize her from the Channel 4 documentary Love for Sale.
“I have waited long enough for this — it’ll be a great start to the new year,” Abad told the Daily Record. “My penis is working perfectly now so I just want to do it.”
“I am so honoured that he chose me to take his virginity,” said Rose. “We plan to have a dinner date so we can get to know each other and then two hours of private time. I’m not charging him.”
Godspeed You! Bionic Emperor.
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