What’s Zero Divided by Zero? #Siri Gets Insulting

United States (SND) — Apple users are in an uproar this morning after word began spreading of Siri’s hilarious response to the question “What is zero divided by zero?”

iPhone users, go ahead and ask away. For everyone else, spoilers are below this gif that will totally make sense in a moment.

Siri says Cookie Monster will be sad


Alright, here’s what she says. Again, this is in response to the question “What is zero divided by zero?”

“Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.”

Harsh! This is a far cry from the Siri who would gently remind you to watch your language if you got too frustrated with her. Across Twitter, the hashtags #Siri and #nofriends are trending as people discover the hilarious response. Clearly, there are a lot of hurt feelings out there.


Siri’s Sassy Side

This is hardly the first time Siri has shown us her sassy side. In fact, a tumblr blog dedicated to the digital assistant has cataloged some of her snarkiest responses. Here are a few highlights.

Some More Amusing Things You Can Say to Siri

In case you’re curious, bored, or both – Siri comes with quite a few Easter eggs. Try telling her one of the following:

  • Read me a haiku.
  • When is the world going to end?
  • What does the fox say?
  • Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
  • What’s your favorite animal?
  • Tell me a story
  • OK Glass (a great little nod to Google Glass)
  • Open the pod bay door
  • What is the best smartphone?
  • Stop it Siri
  • I love you
  • What are you wearing?
  • I’m naked
  • I’m drunk
  • I’m sleepy
  • What are you doing later?
  • What is the meaning of life?
  • What does Siri mean?
  • Who’s your daddy?
  • Make me a sandwich
  • Does Santa Claus exist?
  • Windows or Mac?
  • Where did I put my keys?
  • What’s the best computer?
  • Sing me a song
  • Is God real?
  • Will pigs fly?
  • Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
  • Can I borrow some money?
  • Beam me up, Scotty
  • Guess what
  • Talk dirty to me
  • Do you have any pets?
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • How old are you?
  • How much wood could a woodchuck chuck of woodchuck could chuck wood
  • How do I look?
  • How many Apple Store Geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  • Testing, testing
  • Take me to your leader

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Timothy Bertrand
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