After this news, we so need #APieceofBurger.
Earlier this week, a car accident that resulted in a police car crash was witnessed by Courtney Barnes, a previous contestant of So You Think You Can Dance. He is back with an account as colorful and flamboyant as his hair and tips, and we so need a blessing.
Nicki Minaj couldn’t even. One instagram post from her was all it took to open the floodgates to so much Courtney Barnes realness.
And the internet went wild.
— Willow Minaj️✨ (@_NickiIsMyQueen) June 11, 2015
McDonald’s better watch out.
— Daniel Minaj (@Westy_TMUK1993) June 11, 2015
Burger King better get on it!
— F A M O U S (@Prettyboy_Fame) June 10, 2015
— Ronaj Zolanski (@RONAJZOLANSKI) June 10, 2015
Would you like a side of fries with that?
— Robyn Goff (@Robyn_Goff) June 13, 2015
Tweeps just couldn’t handle his lashes. On fleek!
— ✨SeeNickiIn50Days✨ (@EXOTICBARB_) June 10, 2015
Those eyebrows, tho.
— ⓑⓐ®ⓑ4ⓛⓘⓕⓔ♥♥ (@getlikeme29) June 10, 2015
In the great Antoine Dodson tradition, this interview also merited a remix.
Unfortunately, there’s an update that says Barnes has been put behind bars for contempt of court and a few other local misdemeanors. We hope he walks free soon; no jail cell could ever contain all that flamboyance.
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