Look At This Dildo You Can Fill With Your Dead Lover’s Ashes, Called “21 Grams”


The 5 stages of loss and grief quickly became 6 stages with the introduction of “21 Grams”, a new dildo that stores your deceased lover’s ashes in a tiny urn resting inside the sex toy. Just when you thought one would never be able to use the words ‘dildo’ and ‘ashes’ in the same sentence, 2015 came in full speed ahead.

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By the way, this is 100% real.

If you ever thought, “the only thing that would make this lonely and personal masturbation better, is bringing a dead soul into the mix!” then a guy named Mark Sturkenboom answered your prayers. Mark’s online explanation of the ashy dildo is simple.

“21 Grams is a memory-box that allows a widow to go back to the intimate memories of a lost beloved one.”

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The dildo is called ’21 grams’ because “The urn offers the possibility to conserve 21 grams of ashes of the diseased and displays an immortal desire.” Also, it has been said that the weight of the human soul equals to 21 grams.

Weirded out yet? Maybe more of his item description will [not] help with the weirdness, “She is able to have an intimate night with her sweetheart again.” Not only are you given the opportunity to masturbate with ashes inside a dildo, the “cabinet” that comes with this dildo is pretty high-tech.

There is room for an iPhone in the back to play whatever music you desire and the sound comes through the ‘forget me not’ flowers. The key to unlock the dildo cabinet is a golden collier. So whoever owns this is the only one that can open it (DARN! No neighborly access allowed). Also, there is a perfume spritzer in case things start to get stanky.

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Mark continues on his website:

“21 Grams is not only a way to tempt a person to revive an
intimate night with her love again
but also displays an accusation against
the unavoidable passing of life.”

So, there’s that.

[Photo credit: Mark Sturkenboom]


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