Nick Offerman is a great thinker and like all great thinkers he does his greatest thinking in the shower. Well, actually the Parks And Recreations star is simply a big fan of the subreddit /ShowerThoughts.
Offerman is such a big fan of /ShowerThoughts that he decided to film a short video of himself reading some of the subreddit’s most profound thoughts. Like “if you’re shirt isn’t tucked into your pants then your pants are tucked into your shirt.” Or “If Hillary Clinton wins the 2016 presidential election it will be the first time that two presidents have had sex with each other.”
Those may seem like ridiculous, stupid, and completely pointless thoughts but when Nick Offerman says them, well, they sound like nuggets of wisdom.
Some of those may be pretty stupid but they’re also technically correct. We are, after all, all half centaur.
Woah, it’s true… My right hand has never touched my right elbow. #ShowerThoughts
— Jared Mecham (@jaredmecham) August 23, 2014
If you’ve never visited R/Showerthoughts (and you have a few hours to kill) you can check out more bits of stoner wisdom here.