Often people complain about soccer having low goal scoring with games ending 1 – 0, 1 – 2, or ending in a tie at 0 – 0. Germany heard those complaints and raised civilization 7 World Cup goals.
In the Brazil vs. Germany game, tears were shed, cries turned to ugly cries, and fans even left the stadium. If you weren’t watching, the game ended Germany winning 7 – 1. Yikes. Just to reiterate the obvious, the World Cup is being played in Brazil. You can literally reach out and feel the awkward in the air.
Twitter used this opportunity for some prime #BRA tweeting:
I now totally understand the origin of the Brazilian wax. Literally nothing on the field. #BrazilvsGermany
— Catie Warren (@catie__warren) July 8, 2014
I haven't seen Germany this offensive since…well…never mind.
— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) July 8, 2014
La défense brésilienne. #BREALL pic.twitter.com/BAlB06EokL
— BuzzFeed France (@BuzzFeedFrance) July 8, 2014
BREAKING: Live picture of Brazil's Christ the Redeemer statue pic.twitter.com/qVwhfydUTY
— World Updates (@WorIdUpdates) July 8, 2014
Time for German fans in attendance wearing jerseys to slowly remove them and inconspicuously exit the stadium.
— Ross Bolen (@WRBolen) July 8, 2014
Our condolences, Brazil.
[Photo credit: Twitter]