Ann Coulter’s Anti Soccer Rant: 5 Epic Statements

Ann Coulter soccer rant

So she has been at it again, trolling the nation with her opinions on what is best for the country and seems to be blissfully unaware that the vast majority are ENJOYING the World Cup and Team USA’s success there.

Here are 5 of the most absurd and at the same time epic statements from her recent rant:

Soccer is like the metric system, which liberals also adore because it’s European. Naturally, the metric system emerged from the French Revolution, during the brief intervals when they weren’t committing mass murder by guillotine.

Ummm ok, I know she really tries hard on the trolling front but this is pretty far out.

Soccer is not “catching on.” Headlines this week proclaimed “Record U.S. ratings for World Cup,” and we had to hear — again — about the “growing popularity of soccer in the United States.”

I guess she missed the viewing numbers for the NBA finals then.

Individual achievement is not a big factor in soccer. In a real sport, players fumble passes, throw bricks and drop fly balls — all in front of a crowd. When baseball players strike out, they’re standing alone at the plate. But there’s also individual glory in home runs, touchdowns and slam-dunks.

OK so when someone scores a goal who does the achievement go to? As for the ‘standing alone’ comment she should try watching a penalty shoot-out, especially one involving England.

Do they even have MVPs in soccer?

No they have none, . All those players you see in commercials getting paid millions are there due to their looks, Wayne Rooney was a model before he was a soccer player.

It’s foreign. In fact, that’s the precise reason the Times is constantly hectoring Americans to love soccer. One group of sports fans with whom soccer is not “catching on” at all, is African-Americans. They remain distinctly unimpressed by the fact that the French like it.

Yes ok its foreign and not ‘Murica, the world apologises.

Even some Fox News presenters didn’t agree with her:




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