10 Tweets That Prove It’s Way Too Hot Outside

Exactly how hot is it this year? Well just yesterday I woke up in a pool of my own sweat, and when I touched my skin I couldn’t tell if I had a fever or if I died and was reincarnated as the devil himself. I’m glad I’m not alone in this crazy heat. So how do you know when it’s too hot?

Your Phone Says It Is


Okay, so you know it’s hot when your phone says it needs to cool down. I have slept with my phone in my pocket in the winter time with the heat blazing, and it never came close to warning me that it was too hot.

You Put An Ice Pack On Your Forehead


I’m not sure about you, but the smug look on this guys face tells me he’s glad he’s not the guy next to him who looks like he’s about to have a heatstroke.

You Walk Outside And Your Shades Fog Up

Someone, somewhere is creating a portable fan attachment for sunglasses, oh boy!

The CD Cases In Your Car Melt

When things start melting, it’s never a good sign.

Your Water Cup Melts


This is the kind of heat you can boil an egg in.

Your Gummy Bears Form Into One Super Gummy Bear

Alright I take that back, it doesn’t look like a super gummy bear at all, it looks like a brick of tar.

Your Watch Melts On Your Arm

I’ve always wanted to freeze time, but I’m not sure about melt it.

Cats Lay In Water While They Drink It


Cats hate water you say? Not when it’s over 100 degrees outside.

You, Um.. What?


I.. I don’t even.



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