After Arrest, Paul Simon Lyrics Turned Into Jokes On Twitter


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It’s time to make a new plan, Stan. Paul Simon was arrested this weekend and while that may be bad news for the “Kodachrome” singer, it’s great news for Twitter comics.

The social network has been using some of Paul Simon’s lyrics against the singer in the wake of his arrest.

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The NY Times reports that Simon and Edie Brickell were arrested and charged with disorderly conduct after a “family dispute” at their Connecticut home. Details about the arrest aren’t known at this time but officers did say that they had “probable cause” to arrest the couple.

But, let’s not focus on who did what to who and what evidence the police have. Instead, let’s focus on the wordplay. Here are some great Paul Simon Twitter jokes made in the wake of his arrest.

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Paul Simon and his wife Edie Brickell will appear in court today.

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Dan Evon

Dan Evon was born, raised, and currently lives in Chicago. He is the Editor-In-Chief at Social News Daily. Over the last six years Evon has helped build several web platforms to millions of monthly readers. Dan is an expert is social media platform building and a freelance content consultant specializing in trending, evergreen and news content.

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