Taco Bell Unleashes Breakfast Menu On ‘Murica


Taco Bell Breakfast

Taco Bell rolled out its highly anticipated breakfast menu nationwide today, and it includes such innovative eats as the waffle taco.

Forget McDonald’s. Goodbye, Dunkin’ Donuts. Why eat a croissan’wich or whatever fancy-named breakfast contraption when you can enjoy the brilliance of a folded waffle filled with egg and sausage?

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If you weren’t able to partake in the nationwide fun today, let this closeup remind you of what you missed out on:

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The “special sauce” is maple syrup, and here’s what Twitter users had to say about the new breakfast revolution:

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According to our calculations, there were approximately 4,787 diarrhea jokes, or about 4,783 too many.

Taco Bell CEO Brian Niccol took part in a Reddit AMA to answer questions, and talk about the new breakfast menu.

Among the many responses, Niccol appeared to have fun pretending he didn’t know what 4/20 was:

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Okay, maybe you’re not a fan of the idea of a waffle taco at the world’s easiest to make fun of fast food chain, but maybe a fan of delicious sugar water Mountain Dew.

Well, for anyone who has ever tried Baja Blast available only at Taco Bell, Niccol offers a glimmer of hope:

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Will you be giving the waffle taco a try? If you’ve already made a breakfast run to Taco Bell, let us know what you thought in the comments below.

Photo credit: Mike Mozart


Mike Stenger

Lover of technology, Mike often makes jokes that nobody laughs at.

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