Not only does Carson’s mother obviously love him, she’s very concerned about the possibility that a stranger will offer him “hallucinogenic mushrooms” and he won’t know what to say. So she took a few minutes out of her day to leave him a voicemail and regale him with a rather cautionary tale of two men who once did these “shrooms.” It was the “sickest thing” she had ever read, and ended up being one of the funniest things we’ve ever heard. Especially when she dropped the f-bomb at the end.
The video was uploaded to YouTube last March, but is going viral again today thanks to reddit. Check it out above, and stay in school.