Hey, it’s 2014! Why not celebrate with a unique reddit AMA? Will a guy with two penises work?
Suffice it to say, this is one of the most interesting AMAs we’ve seen since working the reddit beat. The unnamed “DoubleDickDude” answered a ton of questions about life with two fully-functional penises, talked in-depth about sex and polyamory, mentioned a few medical curiosities and recalled a time he managed to turn some lunk at a gym gay for a day.
We can’t show you the full “proof” photos (they are here and here if your boss isn’t around), but we’re more than happy to do our thing and recap DoubleDickDude’s lengthy, bizarre and hella interesting reddit AMA. Let’s get started.
No. 1 – FAQs
“Both are 100% functional. It is Diphallia, not an absorbed twin. It’s not genetic or inherited. I am bisexual and in a committed relationship with a man and a woman.”
DoubleDickDude also said that he dresses both ways, and considered getting one of his dicks removed in his teens (now, he says “hell no” he wouldn’t).
No. 2 – Medical Complications Of Having Two Penises
“My prostate gets inflamed if I dont ejaculate enough. I’m probably the only guy with a legit reason to orgasm at least once every day or two days. My prostate gets stimulation from both cocks and creates a lot of seminal fluid. So when i cum it has to be squeezed every few days to get all the excess out. otherwise it feels bloated and painful.”
No. 3 – How Sex Works
Putting both penises into the same “hole?” Absolutely!
“Its nice. i like hearing the moaning from the person I’m squeezed inside of.”
Received a dual-blowjob from two different people at the same time?
Do they both ejaculate on their own time, or at the same time?
“Nah, they both cum at the same time, but if you’re working on the left one you have to suck it out. The right one launches every time.”
Can one be erect, the other bored?
“always starts that way. left one starts to get semi first, then stops at a certain point. Right one then gets rock hard and if I’m horny enough the left one will continue to stiffen up and get bigger. Once or twice, with a cock ring on, they’ve both been equally rock hard.”
Ever had both do a forked stream at the same time?
“Yeah it’s happened and is twice as devastating.”
No. 4 – DoubleDickDude Is A Libertine With A Heart
On the various men and women he has slept with:
“Most are pretty curious [when they see the peens], but i dont have casual sex anymore, i stopped a few years back. Didnt like the empty feeling inside after a 1 night stand. did a lot of those in my late teens. A LOT of them. but for the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they’re freaked out a little. lol”
Regarding a possible porn career:
“Yes I did [consider it], a few years ago. But decided against it. its one thing to be unique its another thing to be a novelty. i’d only be popular for so long and then i’d just be another blip in the hiccup of the porn business. the pay is shit from what ive seen and I don’t need money, I’m comfortable now. Besides, i can’t figure a value for my dignity. the only reason I let photos out is because i thought people might like to know, at least one guy with two normal dicks exists. all the others are pretty scary looking and i feel for them.”
No. 5 – When People See It For The First Time …
DoubleDickDude said he avoids public bathrooms whenever possible, because:
“There’ve been times where I’ve had to use the urinal and because i have one muscle that controls my piss, it lets the stream flow out both my dicks. so unless i pinch off one of them it comes out both and that doesnt feel good. So I have to take both out to pee. Yeah Ive gotten stares and even had a few guys at various times go HOLY SHIT.”
However, there was one time …
“hunky muscle dude at a gym i was at. i was working out in my jock strap and shorts and the shorts were very baggy and loose and i fell out of my jock on either side and some how he noticed. he asked me in the locker room if he could please see them. i asked him ‘are you gay or something?’ and he said ‘no, but i think i am now.’ it was great.”
Bonus Moment – Shameless Upboating
“Lets see if this one makes it to the top? I’m still trying to reply to everyone. Good luck right? Thought for the night, I really wanna give James Franco a facial. lol”
How in the hell did that not make it to the top?
You can read the rest of DoubleDickDude’s reddit AMA here.