Do you keep getting your ass kicked by babies? It’s embarrassing, right? You probably found us because you were so desperate to not get your ass handed to you by a baby yet again that you Googled “How to fight a baby” and wound up here. Am I right?
No worries, you milquetoast. We found a video that should help. According to it’s maker, YouTuber Gavin McInnes, fighting babies is “easy-pease,” just so long as you know a couple of key moves. It pretty much boils down to tackling and throwing babies into fluffy pillows, but there are a couple of really useful moves here in case you find yourself in a pinch.
To wit, McInnes reveals every baby’s greatest weakness at 0:20. When you see it, try not to collapse into a weepy, fluttery pile of: