One Soldier’s Epic Essay Answer About Why He Joined The Military [Photo]

soldier humor

Yes, even the military can’t help you escape from the occasional take-home essay assignment. We don’t know if this private just didn’t take the assignment seriously, thought his Sarge wouldn’t even read it, or really imagines that he’s LARP-ing Lord of the Rings, but this is still the most epic answer to an essay prompt we’ve seen in a good while.


Dusten Carlson
Dusten has written for web and print and currently spends his time working on his upcoming graphic novel. He is also almost 30 and still has all of his hair.


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