Hey, reader. Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a “breastaurant” waitress? Gauging from one young woman’s reddit AMA, you’d spend a lot of your time swatting off gross, slobbery dudes who have confused the place for a Korean massage parlor.
So instead of exploring breastauranteering behind-the-scenes, we’ve decided to put together a “boundaries” cheat sheet for you so that you can learn how not to get kicked out of a place like the Tilted Kilt.
Pro-Tip No. 1: Don’t Be A Dick
Failure to respect “Blurred Lines” conservatively will result in having only your ass served to you.
Pro-Tip No. 2: If You Must Hit On Her, Make Her Laugh
Pro-Tip No. 3: It Is Possible To Score A Date (As Long As You’re Not Creepy)
Pro-Tip No. 4: Plenty Of Men Work There Too, And They Will Kick Your Ass
Pro-Tip No. 5: Don’t Ask For Her Number (Leave Yours)
Two Interesting Business Proposals From The AMA:
The “Boobs and Breakfast” concept:
The “Penistaurant” concept:
You can check out the rest of the “breastaurant” waitress’s reddit AMA here.
[Top Image: Tilted Kilt]
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