5 Things We Learned From A ‘Breastaurant’ Waitress’s Reddit AMA


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Hey, reader. Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a “breastaurant” waitress? Gauging from one young woman’s reddit AMA, you’d spend a lot of your time swatting off gross, slobbery dudes who have confused the place for a Korean massage parlor.

So instead of exploring breastauranteering behind-the-scenes, we’ve decided to put together a “boundaries” cheat sheet for you so that you can learn how not to get kicked out of a place like the Tilted Kilt.

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Pro-Tip No. 1: Don’t Be A Dick

Failure to respect “Blurred Lines” conservatively will result in having only your ass served to you.

Pro-Tip No. 2: If You Must Hit On Her, Make Her Laugh

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Pro-Tip No. 3: It Is Possible To Score A Date (As Long As You’re Not Creepy)

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Basically, this is the bar.

Pro-Tip No. 4: Plenty Of Men Work There Too, And They Will Kick Your Ass

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Read: The last thing you will see.

Pro-Tip No. 5: Don’t Ask For Her Number (Leave Yours)

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Two Interesting Business Proposals From The AMA:

The “Boobs and Breakfast” concept:

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Come on, you knew there was going to be at least one boobs-related GIF for no apparent reason.

The “Penistaurant” concept:

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Here’s a naked dude GIF just to show you how fair and progressive we are about equality.

You can check out the rest of the “breastaurant” waitress’s reddit AMA here.

[Top Image: Tilted Kilt]


Dusten Carlson
Dusten has written for web and print and currently spends his time working on his upcoming graphic novel. He is also almost 30 and still has all of his hair.

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