Jaden Smith is an actor, a singer, a philosopher and a poet, but you may have not known about those last two occupations unless you follow Will Smith’s son on Twitter. Of course, if you do follow the frozen-faced philosopher, then you are probably well-versed in the language of Jadenisms.
You ever hear that saying: “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” Yeah, well you can forget about that.
We Need To Stop Teaching The Youth About The Past And Encourage Them To Change The Future.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) October 10, 2013
But we shouldn’t try to analyze everyone of Jaden Smith’s tweets. For one, it’s practically impossible to get inside this kid’s head. And two, I’m too lazy and don’t want to try to decipher the meaning of Tweets like…
Most Trees Are Blue
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 23, 2013
So let’s just sit back, relax, and bask in the unparalleled genius of Jaden Smith and his Jadenisms.
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren’t Real
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) May 2, 2013
If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 12, 2013
Why Is It Always 3 WHY IS IT ALWAYS 3!!!!!
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 29, 2013
People Use To Ask Me What Do You Wanna Be When You Get Older And I Would Say What A Stupid Question The Real Question Is What Am I Right Now
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 5, 2013
Dying Is MainStream #MONEY
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) December 21, 2012
Once You Go In You Always Come Out Alive
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) December 15, 2012
Jaden Smith has gained some followers recently thanks to articles published at Buzzfeed and the Chive but the actor / philosopher / poet isn’t too happy with his new crew. Jaden believes that the world isn’t ready for his “juvenile philosophy” and that he would appreciate it if everyone stopped following him.
I Encourage You All To Unfollow Me So I Can Be Left With The People Who Actually Appreciate Philosophy And Poetry. #CoolTapeVol2
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) October 13, 2013
Jaden Smith is only 15-years-old so let’s not laugh too hard at his Jadenisms. In fact, maybe the world would be a better place if we realized that all of the trees are blue and that for some inexplicable reason it is always 3…