Behold, the second coming!
You probably saw the awkward penis-shaped church image from Google Earth earlier this week, right? The building is the Christian Science Church in Dixon, Illinois and as you can see, it is unfortunately shaped like a penis. A penis with Peyronie’s Disease, but a penis nonetheless.
Anyway, since the original image went viral, some avid Photoshopper decided to add the visual flair you see above. It was posted to Jpegy under the title “Dick church flushing the fire hydrant.”
The church was actually designed to curve around an oak tree so they wouldn’t have to cut it down. No good deed, right?
In any case, even church leaders have embraced the humor in their awkwardly-shaped building. After the original image went viral, the Christian Science Church posted a Facebook message to its followers that promised a “giant fig leaf” is coming soon.
It can’t come soon enough, amirite gaiz?