Jimmy Kimmel Attacks Facebook Outage With ‘Friends’ Platform

Jimmy Kimmel Introduced Friends

A Facebook status update outage on Monday angered and saddened many users of the social network. One of those saddened people was NOT Jimmy Kimmel.

On Monday night the talk show host chimed in on the outage. During his opening monologue Kimmel explained that he was “running around like a madman trying to find actual pictures of babies and sunsets to look at.”

Following his opening message Jimmy Kimmel introduced a commercial about a new product called “Friends.” Apparently friends are ACTUAL PEOPLE that you hang out with in REAL LIFE. They offer encouragement without using hashtags or pokes.

Admittedly this new Friends platform scares us beyond belief.

According to Jimmy Kimmel you can order your friends at 1-888-So-Alone.

Jimmy Kimmel Introduced Friends

James Kosur

James Kosur has worked in the new media space for the last 10 years, helping many publications build their audiences to millions of monthly readers. He currently serves as the Director of Business Development at Business2Community.com and the CEO of Aven Enterprises LLC.


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