A Facebook status update outage on Monday angered and saddened many users of the social network. One of those saddened people was NOT Jimmy Kimmel.
On Monday night the talk show host chimed in on the outage. During his opening monologue Kimmel explained that he was “running around like a madman trying to find actual pictures of babies and sunsets to look at.”
Following his opening message Jimmy Kimmel introduced a commercial about a new product called “Friends.” Apparently friends are ACTUAL PEOPLE that you hang out with in REAL LIFE. They offer encouragement without using hashtags or pokes.
Admittedly this new Friends platform scares us beyond belief.
According to Jimmy Kimmel you can order your friends at 1-888-So-Alone.