British Airways’ Mystery Hostesses Are Glamour Models, That Video Was Porn [NSFW Hoaxed]


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British Airways would like to know if you can identify the two young ladies in the video posted above.

The bizarre video, which depicts two British Airways flight attendants acting all inappropriate and stuff, was published to YouTube last July.

BA is still having a hard (hardy har har) time finding these women.

“We have been aware of the video for a couple of weeks but we have no evidence yet to confirm whether or not they are current BA employees. Our investigations continue,” said a BA spokesman.

The current belief is that the video was filmed during a stopover at a hotel between flights.

But there might be a more practical reason why British Airways is having such a hard time identifying these two. They’re not actually BA flight attendants.

They’re porn stars.

It’s difficult to tell due to the low quality, but the woman on the left at the start of the clip (and in her knickers by the end) is Lucy Zara, described as a “British Glamour, Fetish TV Model” on her Twitter account. The other is supposedly Dannii Harwood, a European Playboy Playmate.

The two know each other, and have (NSFW LINK) done shoots before.

We’ve reached out to both Ms. Zara and Ms. Harwood for confirmation and more details. In the meantime, I wonder if there’s a reward from British Airways for cracking the case … Honestly, I’d settle for a British-sounding rep from the company saying “Good show, Holmes!” to me over the phone. #makeithappen


Dusten Carlson
Dusten has written for web and print and currently spends his time working on his upcoming graphic novel. He is also almost 30 and still has all of his hair.

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