Hey McDonalds, Who Took A Dump In My Happy Meal? [Photo]


mcdonalds mighty wings

McDonalds, you are really pushing the envelope on what’s appealing and what’s … you know … digestible.

When you think about it, McDonalds has it pretty easy. Eating fast food is like smoking cigarettes. Once you’re hooked, you just need it no matter how bad it makes you feel. It doesn’t matter if it comes from the drive-thru window or off the bathroom floor, you’ll do anything to get it. All they really have to do is make sure we don’t vomit before we’ve eaten their food.

So one has to wonder:

mcdonalds mighty wings

Are you just fucking with us, McDonalds?

That’s not some alleyway arts and crafts project haphazardly slapped together by some homeless guy. That’s actual corporate ad work sitting outside of a McDonald’s in California.

The photo was snapped by a patron of the La Verne locale and posted to reddit. He opined, quite astutely, that the ad makes the limited time Mighty Wings look kind of like “crusty shit.”

“The kid at the drive thru agreed with my assessment,” he added.

Clumpy shit ad aside, why is McDonalds offering bone-in wings? If I wanted chicken with bones included, I’d order the McNuggets.


Dusten Carlson
Dusten has written for web and print and currently spends his time working on his upcoming graphic novel. He is also almost 30 and still has all of his hair.

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