Danica Patrick has no problem racing around a track at 200 mph. She’s calm, collected, and can make snap decisions at break neck speeds.
Danica Patrick also has no problem standing in front of cameras, lights, and a massive TV audience. The NASCAR star recently said that she’s “excited” to host the American Country Awards.
But take away her cinnamon? Don’t ever take away Danica’s cinnamon. She just can’t handle it.
A few people would understand the panic I have because I am out of cinnamon.
— Danica Patrick (@DanicaPatrick) September 18, 2013
On September 18, 2013, Danica Patrick’s world was flipped upside down. She was hungry. She was out of cinnamon. She didn’t know what to do.
Danica reportedly stormed around her apartment, throwing cinnamonless food against the walls, screaming at her boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse Jr. for being a no good, cinnamon hating loser, and licking the dusty brown remnants of an empty container.
Sadly, 18 hours later, Danica still hadn’t gotten her fix.
I used nutmeg in place of my cinnamon this morning but……it sucks. I miss u cinnamon! I think even my oatmeal is mad at me!
— Danica Patrick (@DanicaPatrick) September 19, 2013
Please, someone, anyone, get Danica Patrick some cinnamon. And please, Danica, when you do get your cinnamon… don’t do this.
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