Blake Shelton Shares Deep Thoughts On Titties


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Blake Shelton was laying in bed last night dreaming of titties. The country music star had just performed a huge show in Nashville and when he returned home to his bed he had one thing on his mind: titties.

But I don’t mean in a vulgar way. I mean in a scientific way.

Shelton was lying in bed pondering the meaning of the boob. What are they for? Are they more important as a food source for future generations or is their main purpose to attract a mate? These thoughts kept Blake Shelton tossing in turning in his bed until he reached one immutable truth: Titties are pointless without the nipples.

The message was retweeted about two thousand people and Blake Shelton was unofficially named the “poet of twitter.”

Shelton is up for several CMA Awards this year. Let’s hope that he brings his poetic, philosophical musings to country music’s biggest stage.


Dan Evon

Dan Evon was born, raised, and currently lives in Chicago. He is the Editor-In-Chief at Social News Daily. Over the last six years Evon has helped build several web platforms to millions of monthly readers. Dan is an expert is social media platform building and a freelance content consultant specializing in trending, evergreen and news content.

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