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Eat24 Will Eat You Out While You Watch Porn, Because Why Not

Published on Sep 13, 2013 by Dusten Carlson

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How about a little porn to go with that lunch?

Eat24 is always looking for news ways to bring in ad revenue, but as they explain in this blog post here, they have a slight venture capital money food allergy. So how do they explore new territory on a modest budget without becoming corporate sellouts?

Porn. Porn is the answer.

“Some of our heaviest users and biggest fans on social media just happen to be porn stars. Like, actual real-life porn stars. Tera Patrick,Daisy Lynn, Andy San Dimas and Tara Lynn Foxx to name a few. It makes perfect sense when you think about it. They enjoy a life without pants and are constantly working up a huge appetite. Eat24 and porn stars are a match made in sexy heaven!”

With numerous charts, infographics, and sample ads, Eat24 explains how they have either gone off the rails or happened upon the best ad revenue strategy ever. Most brands think they’re too “high brow” to advertise with porn. Eat24 thinks those stuffy prudes must hate money, because porn is a huge market.

Behind Facebook and Google, the most popular and trafficked sites online are porn sites. Thirty percent of all web traffic is porn. Half of all men and one-third of all women admit to watching porn regularly. Lastly, 40 million Americans are regular porn site visitors.

As if that’s not enough, 99 percent of porn website ads are for other porn sites. It’s a competition-free market. You just need some fancy, engaging ads.

eat24 porn ads

Holy shit, well played.

The porn stars of the world are already into it, too.

I think I love @Eat24 more than I love my girlfriend. But to be fair, my girlfriend doesn’t bring pizza to my door.

— TERA PATRICK (@TERA1PATRICK) July 24, 2012

Alright testing out my #NoPantsNeeded lifestyle with my new favorite app @Eat24 #OoooooYeeaaaa pic.twitter.com/AJUxGmLSxk — Daisy Lynn (@MissDaisyLynn) August 9, 2013

If the @Eat24 app were a real person, I would sit on its face: http://t.co/2shsby8P7l — Andy San Dimas! (@andysandimas) August 17, 2013

Look what I got!! Thank you @eat24 for the #SWAG pic.twitter.com/kHT839p1

— Tara Lynn Foxx (@TaraLynnFoxx) February 5, 2013

I might die of starvation waiting for my @eat24. I am hungry and horny all at the same time. #impatient #FirstWorldProblems

— Alex Chance (@AlexChancexxx) September 6, 2013

What do you think of Eat24’s porn ad campaign? Genius, or trashy? If you want to get your munch on, you can “tap dat app” here.

About Dusten Carlson

Dusten has written for web and print and currently spends his time working on his upcoming graphic novel. He is also almost 30 and still has all of his hair.

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