Today is Free Slurpee Day. Go into any participating 7-Eleven store, and you can walk out with a Slurpee without paying for it! It’s awesome and oh-so-clever (because it’s July 11th … 7/11 … get it?) and Twitter is just obsessed with their free Slurpees.
Seriously, I haven’t seen anyone this happy since my aunt’s divorce was finalized.
Free Slurpee Day pic.twitter.com/5ZpGmkaoUE
— Taylor Larson (@tttaaayy) July 11, 2013
But it’s a Slurpee. If there is any day in the year when social media users should be free of consequence to exercise their right to CAPS LOCK, ignorance, and grammatical embarrassment, it’s Free Slurpee Day. There are a lot of reasons to flip the f*** out over this year’s, too. The biggest reason for rabid Slurpee behavior: 7-Eleven is doubling the size of free Slurpees (and people say the economy is in the tank).
Here are some people understandably losing their f***ing minds over Free Slurpee Day:
I wanted a slurpee then I saw 7/11 and it’s 7/11 which means its free slurpee day which means Gods real which means illuminati. — Tyler Dean (@whitefappel) July 11, 2013
Free slurpee day at 7-11. Add spiced rum and bc powder and that’s gonna be my breakfast lunch and dinner. — Sherril Metal (@SherrilMetalGSM) July 11, 2013
WHAT?!? Free slurpee day at 7/11? Never mind on that no sugar thing…I’m bouts to go get me some slurpee(: — Bianca Barajas (@Dreams_Believes) July 11, 2013
wooohoo free slurpee day time to con the system and go to 3 different 7/11’s — olivia adams (@the_oliveeee) July 11, 2013
People bitter about Free Slurpee Day (because no one has told them that cups are bigger this year):
Idk why everyone gets excited about free slurpee day.. Like those cups are the size of my fist.. I’m gettin an extra large #SorryNotSorry
— Kara Willming (@KaraWillming1) July 11, 2013
The size of the slurpee on free slurpee day is smaller than a bathroom Dixie cup. — Casey Schieda (@caseyschieda) July 11, 2013
Stop ruining everyone’s fun, asshole:
“Hey, wanna increase the risk of developing type 2 diabetes with me today? The only cost is to healthcare.” (FREE SLURPEE DAY AT 7-11) — Jason Sanders (@jasonsanders) July 11, 2013
Missing Free Slurpee Day:
Being in Kentucky where 7-11 doesn’t exist on free slurpee day is like the worst thing ever. — Johanna Morrison (@Jojo_m99) July 11, 2013
this is the first free slurpee day i missed in my life 🙁
— Onurb (@Brunzy239) July 11, 2013
Missing Free Slurpee Day? Check for your nearest 7-Eleven here.