Amanda Bynes Is In Love, And Drake Is ‘Gorgeous’ Again


Amanda Bynes Twitter

Amanda Bynes has announced that she is in love on Twitter, and also reversed her “ugly” ban on Drake, insisting that he is now “gorgeous.” The two things are apparently unrelated.

As of July, Bynes has shifted on the topic of Drake, whom she previously wanted for raunchy vagina murder before declaring that she thinks he’s ugly. Now she thinks he’s the most gorgeous man in the world.

Wait, back up. She thinks Drake is only the second-most gorgeous man in the world. And she’s in love with the person who is presumably the first.

Amanda Bynes only follows six people on Twitter: President Obama, Gucci Mane, V Magazine, Boy London, her second un-verified account “Barbie,” and “Because I’m Black.” Who she’s in love with could literally be anyone.

Not sure if sick of writing Amanda Bynes stories. If this is all performance art, it is starting to get a little redundant.


Dusten Carlson
Dusten has written for web and print and currently spends his time working on his upcoming graphic novel. He is also almost 30 and still has all of his hair.

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