Kim Kardashian’s baby name has reportedly been revealed, and we can’t help but wonder whether Kimye should have gone in a different direction.
Kimye named their baby daughter North. Yes, as in “North West.” Apparently, they’re going to call her “Nori” for short. Nori, BTW fun fact, is edible seaweed.
Yeah, it’s pretty much an epic failure on every level (if you’re one of the few who think it’s clever, don’t be stupid), and we’re not the only ones who are hoping that Kim Kardashian’s baby name is a giant hoax and that Kimye went with the still-bad-but-somehow-better-now Kaidence Donda West instead.
Here are some of the best reactions to Kim Kardashian’s baby name revelation:
Fuck, I lost my office pool. I had Ratings Spike Kardashian-West.
— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) June 21, 2013
“North West?” What a ridiculous name, said Wayne Dwop — Steve Levitan (@SteveLevitan) June 21, 2013
I’m going to name my 1st born South East so it will become mortal enemies with North West — Paul Scheer (@paulscheer) June 21, 2013
— BET (@BET) June 21, 2013
Then North West became someone’s name and I died
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) June 21, 2013
Omg the baby’s name is North? North West? Poor baby. I love Kim. No offense but poor poor baby. Smh. — Stacy Francis (@stacyfrancis) June 21, 2013
Among tweets that resist embedding for some reason: So far, Kim herself hasn’t responded on her Twitter account, which means that “North West” could still potentially not be her baby’s name. Kanye hasn’t said anything either, but then again he doesn’t really do much these days aside from scream, grunt and stare with murder eyes (yes, I’m talking about Yeezus).
And yes, Kim Kardashian’s baby name quickly inspired parody Twitter accounts:
They named me North West because I know what’s up. And to the left.
— North West (@NorthKimWest) June 21, 2013
[Featured image via: David Shankbone]