Amanda Bynes: Black And Blue, Between Nose Jobs, Will Never Ever Ever Date Drake


Amanda Bynes Twitter
“This body. This body holding me. Be my reminder here that I am not alone in This body, this body holding me, feeling eternal. All this pain is an illusion.” - Plato
Amanda Bynes Twitter
“This body. This body holding me. Be my reminder here that I am not alone in
This body, this body holding me, feeling eternal. All this pain is an illusion.” – Plato

Time for your Amanda Bynes update this Tuesday, June 18, Year of Our Lord 2013.

Bynes was spotted in Atlantic City over the weekend, chilling randomly in a hot tub wearing her blonde wig, a big pair of sunglasses, and taking selfies among perfect strangers.

According to TMZ, she did agree to pose for photos with fans, but executed final “creative control” over which photos they could keep and which would find their ignominious end in the recycle bin.

MSN reported that she was spotted doing jumping jacks on the floor of a casino, but: So?

Anyway, the large sunglasses were apparently worn by Bynes to mask bruising from a recent nose surgery.

She also gave an update on the ongoing “will they, won’t they” situation involving Drake, Bynes’ sometimes-dream guy, sometimes-“ugly” whipping boy.

Can’t you two see you love each other?

She also handed props (and a retweet) to a gal named Annalise Alvarez for a collage of the former actress apparently made on Photoshop.

Alvarez secured a retweet by expertly following the first two rules of Amanda Bynes: Use only the new pictures Bynes shares on Twitter, and do not talk about Amanda Bynes. Good job, Annalise!

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Dusten Carlson
Dusten has written for web and print and currently spends his time working on his upcoming graphic novel. He is also almost 30 and still has all of his hair.

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