A groundbreaking bra study (to those of us who write for a living, especially) was released to the day much to the jubilation of women everywhere, and me … and it seems that bras are totally pointless, you guys. We are free.
As you can imagine, reaction to the bra study news was swift and decisive, not unlike the subsequent removal of brassieres from sea to shining sea.
For every woman who starts unfastening the eye hooks before the key is even in the lock approaching her front door, there was a tweet of joy celebrating the loss of guilt we generally feel in every braless minute that our boobs are losing elasticity.
I have been to the mountaintop, and it didn’t matter there was jiggling all the way up!
So over on Twitter, women sang the song of an un-brasticated female, and here are a few of the tweets sent:
I AM NEVER WEARING BRAS AGAIN! French 15-year study shows women forgoing bras experienced 7mm nipple lift per year: cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-5…
— ★ AnnaCherry ★ (@AnnaCherryOnTop) April 12, 2013
— 100.7 WMMS (@wmms) April 12, 2013
Wait, what? Are we stuck with bras? HELP US OUT HERE TWITTER:
Good: breasts improve not wearing brasBad: bras don’t prevent saggingUgly: long time users are stuck with bras counselheal.com/articles/4852/…
— Boogie Underground (@alhanda) April 11, 2013
Well then!! 15-year French study: “Women better off without bras” bit.ly/17s2pHi
— The Happy Feminist (@HappyFeminist) April 11, 2013
Trash your bras girls and save the ladies! ow.ly/jZiJO
— Risa Page (@reallyrisa) April 12, 2013
Did your Twitter react to the bra study?