Twitter user @Grawly may someday by an astrophysicist, a TV personality, a technology pioneer or a movie star. But he will always be remembered as the guy who got a dildo stuck up his ass.
After some back door fun, @Grawly got his dildo lodged in his rectum. The sex toy was so deep that he had to go the hospital to have it removed. Thankfully, @Grawly decided to live-tweet the entire ordeal.
Yo guess who has to go to the hospital because he shoved a dildo up his ass and can’t get it out (answer: it’s me)
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
MY LIFE: UNCENSORED. THIS EPISODE I GET A VIBRATING DILDO EXTRACTED FROM INSIDE MY ASS
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
For some people, @Grawly may have already revealed a little too much to the world. For others, here’s this juicy detail. It was a vibrating dildo and @Grawly had no way of turning it off as he made his way to the hospital. He even tweeted a complaint to Energizer.
.@energizer yo how long do your batteries last in vibrating dildos just so I have an estimate if it will still be going when I get to the ER
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
For anyone doubting @Grawly’s story he provided some proof. Have you ever wondered what a dildo looks like when it’s lodged up your rump?
This may sound like a disastrous ordeal but there is a light at the end of the brown tunnel. @Grawly racked up thousands of followers after live-tweeting his dildo mishap.
So remember kids, if you’re desperate for Twitter followers…
And after getting some rest I see my follower count shot up about 4,000. I’m both flattered and confused everyone loved my butt story.
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 9, 2013
“What are your credentials?” “I make crappy jokes on Twitter and made it big by shoving a dildo up my ass.” “get the fuck out of my office”
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 9, 2013
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